- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

So a baby seal walks into a club

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Phew... it's gone.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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