What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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woman's rights

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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