Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's just not right? Left

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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