what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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