You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Jews

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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