Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Okay.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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