god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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