- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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