- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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