How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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