- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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