- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Okay.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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