Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Anti Joke

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