- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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