- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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