- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

guess what>? your mum lol

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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