- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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