- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are joking right?

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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