why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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