Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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