- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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