- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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