Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Anti Joke

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