- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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