A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Dumb

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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