i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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denisssssssssssssss

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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