- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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I literally died laughing

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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