What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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