- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why did the man beat his wife? why not?