- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Caolan and Eamon

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Weaner

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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