A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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