Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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