- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Eric is gay Ha

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Justin Beiber is a good singer

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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