- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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