What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

White men's rights

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Once upon a time a was born

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Women's rights.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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