- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock It's open, come in

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

womens rights.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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