A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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