What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

nolan is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Men's rights

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...