Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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