What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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