Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Suck pussy

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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