What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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