Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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women's rights.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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