- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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