- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

call me maybe.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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