2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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anus

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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