- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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