- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

u know whats a crime? rape

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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