what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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