- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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