- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Man U

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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