- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

knock knock go away!!!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

pobody's nerfect

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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