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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

your mom.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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