A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Error 37.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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