- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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