- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Your face is hilarious.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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