Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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guess what? bannanas

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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