- Anti Joke

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....