How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

penis. nuff said.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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