What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Potassium? K.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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John Cena for president

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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