what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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