- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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