- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

John lazzaro likes dick

Badabing.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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