Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Anti Joke

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