You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Tilt your screen back .

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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