- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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