- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why are white people white? I don't know

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