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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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