what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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you see theres this guy.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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