did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

this website is a bad joke

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Caolan and Eamon

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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