Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Women's rights

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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