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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Good job, son.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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