- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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