Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

yolo your orange looks orange

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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