Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

yolo your orange looks orange

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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