Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

the economy.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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