Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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hi joshua

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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