What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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