What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

a man makes a bad joke

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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