Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

united we sit, cause we're fat

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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