Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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