Charlie Sheen

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Equal rights!

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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