How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Jovan

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Anti Joke

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