- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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