- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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