The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did? Yes

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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