- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

ure mama's so fat

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Tunechi

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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