- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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