I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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