- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??